SATIRE: Below I enumerate five of the reasons Mitt Romney deserves to be elected President of the United States in November 2012.

Reason #1: Romney's Commitment to Restore U.S. Military Power

Mitt Romney supports increasing military spending so the United States is again the world's dominant military power.

Yes, I know the U.S. already spends much more on its military than any other country in the world. But there are a lot of countries upset with us. We don't spend more on our military than all other countries in the world do put together. They may gang up on us.

Reason #2: Romney's Commitment to Repeal Obama's Health Care Reform Plan 

Mitt Romney promises to repeal much of the Obama health care reform plan and replace it with something else. This will prevent people from being forced to buy health insurance, etc. Romney will allow states to offer alternatives.

Yes, I know there is some uncertainty on all the details. But give Romney time to decide and publish all the details after he's elected.

Reason #3: Romney Will Create Lots of Jobs

Mitt Romney promises that his economic policy will result in many more jobs being created and in major drops in the unemployment rate.

Yes, I know Romney hasn't provided a lot of specific details about the jobs or how the global economy may impact his plans. But that will come out when he's elected.

Reason #4: Romney's Mormon Faith and Morals Will Help Restore American Values

Romney  supports traditional marriage, opposes most abortions, and says he will restore our values.

Yes, I know that the Mormon faith has some unusual, unique views. But Romney is allowed his religious freedom in this country. And I know that Romney supports abortion in cases of rape, incest, and certain other cases. But he has reasons for going against the Republican Party platform and allowing the killing of innocent unborn babies whose fathers are rapists or close relatives.

Reason #5: Romney Will Cut Taxes

Romney has committed to cutting several taxes if elected.

Yes, I know that these tax cuts accompanied with increases in military spending would appear to increase the budget deficits. But Romney has a plan to cut the deficit even with the tax cuts and military spending increases. The details will come out after he's elected.

Elect Romney in the 2012 Presidential Election

For the five reasons listed above (and others not mentioned), Mitt Romney deserves to be elected President.

NOTE: This article is satire. It is fiction. Its views do not present a comprehensive or a balanced perspective on the Presidential campaign of Mitt Romney. The views also do not accurately portray the opinions of the author. But there are some tidbits of truth in this fictional piece.